Ty Sheedlo is a Narrative Designer and Screenwriter based in Los Angeles.

Ty has been telling stories since before he could walk. Sure, it was incomprehensible babble, but there was intent behind that babble. The intent to captivate, to get a reaction: laughter, tears, bewilderment. Now Ty can walk and talk - in his brightest moments, at the same time - and he wants to use those extraordinary abilities to write for YOU.

Contact Ty.

Follow Ty on Twitter. Follow him on the train he takes every day to that coffee shop with the name that sounds like a Silicon Valley app. The one with the knock-off Banksy outside. Watch as he types into a document for several minutes and then spends several more deleting all he has written. Follow him back to his high-rise apartment and sneak past the snoozing doorman. Note that unlike most tall buildings, this one has a 13th floor. Follow Ty on Twitter.

Send Ty an electronic mail. Make the subject line: “Green looks good on you,” or “I know where you live.” Send this mail from a burner account with a name quite different from yours.

Or simply reach out to Ty and tell him that his writing is too caustic to captivate general audiences. Maybe sandwich that criticism between two compliments, like “You took full advantage of Squarespace’s capabilities,” and “Blue looks good on you.”